To give you a little background, we saw this man driving around downtown Portland. No parade. Just normal, everyday traffic, waiting at a stoplight behind a white Honda Civic.
There are probably a few questions running through your mind right now. Like, what the heck is coming out of that left tail light? Where is one able to find such large quantities of bronze paint? So.... you like monkeys? Do you feel that by wearing a clown nose while driving you might be obstructing your visual field and therefore impairing your ability to recognize and quickly respond to unexpected and potentially dangerous situations?