Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Halloweens of Octobers past

With October rolling in within just a few more days, costumes have been ALL the talk around here.  Truly, costumes take up a majority chunk of our conversations year round, but seeing as it's almost the month of Halloween, we are on official red level alert over here.  {Because you know, seven year olds.}  This year the internal battle is deciding between one of about 47 Transformers, or Batman, or Captain Jack Sparrow.  So you know, we're in a good place...

Thinking back to my early Halloweens, it was never a matter of which new costume I decided to settle on.  It was taking turns with my older sister between who wore the homemade witch costume that year or the homemade princess costume.  The witch wore a black tunic with the edges cut raggedy, a floppy black witch hat and of course, a misshapen wart-covered rubber nose.  The princess wore a homemade white dress with simple beading hand-sewn around the neckline and a crown made of golden pipe-cleaners.  Both were paired with running shoes to hasten the acquisition of candy.  Neither wanted to be the witch, but fair is fair, and free candy is free candy.

One year, my sister and I decided we were done with these as our only two options and decided to make our own costumes.  With the help of my mother, I settled on "Hobo Man".  Not the most PC of costumes, but it was the 90's...  After borrowing my dad's flannel shirt, applying what was likely an entire bottle of hair gel to my short hair and slicking it back while tucking it carefully behind my ears, my mom finished drawing the stubble on my face. I was ready to go.  First stop, my sister's soccer team Halloween Party.  I showed up to the party with my sister, excited to show off my unique costume and eat my weight in chips and jack-o-lantern shaped sugar cookies.  But my glee turned to horror as I realized her teammates not only did not know I was a "hobo", but also thought I was legitimately a boy.  A boy dressed up like a man.  And to make matters worse, its not as if that was the first time I'd met these girls.  They had been on the same team all through late summer and early fall.  They were indeed, well aware that Michelle had a sister.  No brothers.  In retrospect, I suppose I should have been pleased that my costume had been so realistically executed.  But no, instead I sat there in the corner, hoping to all but disappear as I counted down the minutes to the end of the party while the princesses, soccer players, Cleopatras, and characters from the Baby-Sitters Club, all danced, chatted and played games.

Having learned my lesson in cross dressing, subsequent years strictly consisted of female-only costumes.  These included the likes of "Tacky Lady" {OMG mom}, "Grandmother" and "1980's Aerobics Instructor".  Clearly, totally normal.  Thank God.

Thursday, September 8, 2016

The good, the bad & the ugly

The good:  A successful thrifting venture earlier this week! Including a JCrew sweater, Via Spiga sandals, a new-from-Targs-pillow and a sweet little clock

The bad: Going down the slide at the park with Cora and ending up with my butt in a puddle at the end.  Even worse, it had not rained recently.  The worst, our pup, Willie, found the wet spot on my pants to be extremely interesting.

The ugly:  These stripperesque dolls also found while thrifting. To be clear, neither Miss Brazilian-Cut-Panties or Miss Go-Go-Boots-Belly-Button-Ring-Sparkle-Panties found their way into our cart.

Tuesday, September 6, 2016


It was due to the swing set.  And a busy playground.  And a two year old with a mind of her own.

She was sitting at my feet digging in the dirt and the next moment she's running for the swings.  I casually start after her until it dawns on me that she is not headed toward the swings, no, she is headed directly into the swings. Taking the most direct route possible to the next available swing, she heads straight through the mid-line of the swing set.  While other children actively swing.  I run after her yelling out something like "Ohmygosh!Ohmygosh!" as images of black eyes and concussions flash through my head.  One mama grabs her baby's swing, interrupting it's trajectory toward Cora's left temple.  The next mama does not see the insane toddler's mad dash for the vacant swing next to her son.  At this point my arms are in full extension, willing them to go into a full on go-go-gadchet stretch.  I gasp.  Miracles of all miracles, it misses.  She makes it and turns to look at me with a smile, completely oblivious to her luck or the scattered circle of moms looking on wide eyed in her direction.

But I'm not oblivious to those moms.  I heard the chorus of gasps during her mad sprint and I saw their wide eyes.  I help Cora into the swing and sneak a quick glance around to try to size up the situation. I ready myself for the judgment as I prepare to offer a pathetic apology for my lack of mom-ness in that moment. But all that I see looking back at me is solidarity.  Or better yet, MOMidarity. They shot me knowing looks and with a smirk and a relieved chuckle, we shook our heads. And that was it, nothing more.  The playground resumed its normal activity.

And for that, I wanted to say thank you mamas. Thank you for your momidarity. Thank you for your quick reflexes, your kindness and your concern. Thank you for leaving the judgement at the door and instead offering  this mama a little grace. In a culture so focused on the "mommy wars" and the drama of the in-fighting of the motherhood crowd, this recent incident made me stop and reflect. And based on the sound statistical data I came up with during my brief reflection (that in no way included any type of actual research past my own feelings), I think it's safe to say that those that participate in the mommy-wars are the minority. I think that the majority understand that we are all here, everyday showing up and doing our best. I think that most of us understand that it takes a village.  I think that most of us give grace instead of judgement. I think most of us understand that there is no one-size-fits-all in this marathon called motherhood.  And I think most of us stand in momidarity.

So, all the fist bumps and high-fives to you, mamas!  Together, we've got this.